“Stokstyf” – Te Min Visse By Die Dam | Funny Afrikaans Baby Onesie

Stokstyf — te min visse by die dam (too few fish in the dam). Sports parody

The “Stokstyf” funny baby onesie is an Afrikaans design you won't find in the big chain stores — printed in South Africa on a soft, breathable cotton babygrow. It's the baby shower gift that gets the whole room laughing, and the onesie parents actually reach for every day.

Why parents love it

• 100% soft cotton — gentle on sensitive newborn skin, breathable for SA summers
• Envelope neckline + press-stud closures — lightning-fast nappy changes, easy over the head
• Print that lasts — survives the washing machine, not just the photo shoot
• Unisex fit — sizes Newborn to 12–18 months

Size guide

Between sizes? Go one up — babies grow fast and the extra room lasts longer.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or line dry. Don't iron directly on the print.

Delivery & gifting

Printed in South Africa · Delivered in 3–5 business days · PUDO lockers nationwide · FREE delivery over R899 — perfect for baby showers, new-baby hampers and Christmas stockings.

Spoof/parody design by Ark24 — not affiliated with any brand.