“I Have Selective Hearing” – I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected | Funny Cow Hoodie

I have selective hearing — I'm sorry you were not selected. A cross-eyed cow in glasses who simply did not hear you.

Bold I'M SORRY lettering and a cartoon cow with a blade of grass, printed big on the chest of a cosy pullover hoodie. Printed in South Africa on a warm fleece-lined hoodie with a kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood — built for cold Highveld mornings and winter braais.

Details

• Pullover hoodie with brushed fleece inside
• Kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood
• Ribbed cuffs and hem keep the warmth in
• Large chest print that survives the washing machine
• Unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL
• 2 colours: White, Black

Perfect for

Gifting husbands, teenagers, Oupa, and everyone who hears only what they want to.

Size guide (chest, cm)

Sizes 3XL and up carry a small surcharge for the extra fabric.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not tumble dry.

Printed in South Africa · Delivered in 3–5 business days · Free delivery over R899.

Questions? WhatsApp us on 082 699 8772.