“Older and Wiser” – Sometimes | Funny English Baby Onesie

Older and Wiser — sometimes. Motorcycle-badge parody in black and orange for the little rebel (and their proud dad).

The “Older and Wiser” funny baby onesie is an English design you won't find in the big chain stores — printed in South Africa on a soft, breathable cotton babygrow. It's the baby shower gift that gets the whole room laughing, and the onesie parents actually reach for every day.

Why parents love it

• 100% soft cotton — gentle on sensitive newborn skin, breathable for SA summers
• Envelope neckline + press-stud closures — lightning-fast nappy changes, easy over the head
• Print that lasts — survives the washing machine, not just the photo shoot
• Unisex fit — sizes Newborn to 12–18 months

Size guide

Between sizes? Go one up — babies grow fast and the extra room lasts longer.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or line dry. Don't iron directly on the print.

Delivery & gifting

Printed in South Africa · Delivered in 3–5 business days · PUDO lockers nationwide · FREE delivery over R899 — perfect for baby showers, new-baby hampers and Christmas stockings.

Spoof/parody design by Ark24 — not affiliated with any brand.